TV for Real Life

I bet you didn't realize how much you can learn from television that you can apply to your real life. I'm not even talking about reality shows here. I mean sitcoms, dramas and all that. For instance, a few weeks ago on the series 'Shark' I learned that you can sometimes pay for plastic surgery with sex instead of money. I mean all us poor girls who'd like a little nip and tuck, but don't have the cash--no problem? The sleezy doctor's will probably hit on us seeing our desperate need for their work, and do it gratefully in exchange for a little bump and grind retaliation... of course, the drawback here is you may end up dead. Dang, I knew there had to be a catch.